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*Snape walks over*
Snape: what are you two doing now?
Lilly: Oh! You see... Someone...
James: Someone requested a picture of my dick fighting your dick; but Lily's picture wasn't accurate, so I had to correct it.
Snape: Of course you did. Wait, someone actually requested...
James: *Pointing at computer screen* See for your self.
Snape: *Looking at screen* Muggles are weird. Anyway, I suppose you would know about "big dicks"-
James: You know, I heard Dumbledore is gay, so you might not want to finish that...
Snape: Oh, yes, one must never disrespect the beloved Albus Dumbledore. Anyway, you don't even know what I was going to say; and what I was about to say, is that I suppose you would know about "big dicks", seeing as you are one.
Snape: what are you two doing now?
Lilly: Oh! You see... Someone...
James: Someone requested a picture of my dick fighting your dick; but Lily's picture wasn't accurate, so I had to correct it.
Snape: Of course you did. Wait, someone actually requested...
James: *Pointing at computer screen* See for your self.
Snape: *Looking at screen* Muggles are weird. Anyway, I suppose you would know about "big dicks"-
James: You know, I heard Dumbledore is gay, so you might not want to finish that...
Snape: Oh, yes, one must never disrespect the beloved Albus Dumbledore. Anyway, you don't even know what I was going to say; and what I was about to say, is that I suppose you would know about "big dicks", seeing as you are one.