Snape/Hermione disgusts me the most, Draco/Harry just makes me laugh cause I find it so ridiculous... but Remus/Sirius just bugs the hell out of me, because of the fans.
I had nothing against the ship itself, it's fine. But the fans who insist that it's canon drive me nuts. They think that because Remus looked at Sirius for so many sentences worth of time means they were shagging. They think that because they gave a joint bday gift they were shagging (um, Sirius was confined to the indoors and didn't have Crookshanks to fetch shit for him anymore). And they'll get pissed if you say otherwise.
As much as it's fun to dream about characters going with characters that they don't end up with, I usually get annoyed when people just start pairing them with others. They're usually together for a reason, even if it's not always agreeable. Besides the fact, Hermione/Snape is a little creepy...not going to lie about that one. Never liked Harry/Draco nor Remus/Sirius for that matter.
But I've always wondered if Sirius would have had a girlfriend and/or wife had he not gone to prison. All I know is that he would have had a (some) pretty sexy kid(s) with someone. I suppose that leaves that open for crazy fan fanfics, which honestly I'm okay with as long as they're not annoying.
Well, what would be my least favourite pairing outta everything? REMUS AND SIRIUS. Bleh. (oh, please don't take offense)
1. Don't bend things THAT big about canon characters. At least with HP. Twilight? Sure. Lord of the Rings? Sure. 2. It just creeps me out. 3. REMUS BELONGS WITH MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! and Sirius belongs with my OC for my sister.
But I don't want either of them to die. Please don't ANYONE take offense to this. It's just the mind of a freaked-out girl.
Snape/Hermione and Lupin/Hermione Ugh. I hate that Hermione gets paired up with everybody. And SS/Hr and L/Hr is just disgusting. Fans try to make an excuse for L/Hr by making Hermione go back in time. LOL. Harry/Draco is pure crack. Remus/Sirius makes somewhat of sense. At least it's not Sirius/Mary Sue OC (<--- now THAT one needs to go die in a fire).